Funny Quotes for Mom <\/b><\/span><\/h2>\nIf you’re looking to skip the sentimental route and instead want to bring a smile to your mom’s face, dive into these witty and humorous quotes! These quotes perfectly capture the delightful quirks and funny moments of motherhood this Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/p>\n\n- To the woman who can find lost socks, soothe broken hearts, and locate the last slice of cake in the fridge \u2013 Happy Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you’re the person who constantly hides the good snacks. Happy Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day! I hope your day is as fabulous as your hidden stash of chocolate.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom, thanks for being my emergency contact, therapist, and best friend all rolled into one. Happy Mother\u2019s Day.<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the woman who proved that multitasking isn’t just a skill \u2013 it’s a survival technique. You’re a legend, Mom!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom: the original Google before Google even existed.<\/span><\/li>\n
- There isn\u2019t a card big enough to list all the things I love about you \u2013 your questionable dancing, your love for [the Beatles] or your ability to turn anything into a positive, to name just a few. Love you lots and lots.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mum. Not only are you the best at catching spiders, you\u2019re also the best at being my mum. Love you lots!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who somehow managed to raise me without the instruction manual. You deserve a medal\u2026 or at least a really big glass of wine!<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the mom who can detect a lie faster than a polygraph machine: Happy Mother’s Day. Sorry for all the times I tried to get away with things!<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the mom who mastered the art of hiding vegetables in my food: Happy Mother’s Day.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who can cook a gourmet meal with just a can of beans and some leftovers. You’ve got culinary skills that would make Gordon Ramsay jealous!<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the mom who taught me that ‘mom knows best’ isn’t just a saying, but a universal truth: Happy Mother’s Day. <\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who can make a PB&J sandwich faster than a superhero.<\/span><\/li>\n
- A mother\u2019s love is unconditional, her temper is another story.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom is just a title above queen – Happy Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom, thanks for being my first and forever friend on Facebook. Happy Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom, thanks for always being the designated driver and the designated therapist. Happy Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mom, you deserve the world. But for now, I hope this card will do!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Thanks for giving me all your good genes\u2014and for being a pretty great mom, too. Love you!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you\u2019re my mom, and you\u2019re the bomb!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Mama mia, you\u2019re the best mama.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dear Mom, words cannot \u2018Espresso\u2019 how much I love you.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother\u2019s Day to my best friend, my greatest teacher, and my cheapest therapist.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
Quotes for New Moms<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\nEncourage and uplift new mothers on their journey with these inspirational quotes that offer wisdom, reassurance, and a reminder that they’re going to do an amazing job navigating the joys and challenges of motherhood. <\/span><\/p>\n\n- I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood. Happy Mother\u2019s Day, new mom!<\/span><\/li>\n
- I\u2019ve never been more proud of you than I am right now. Happy Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy 1st Mother\u2019s Day. You\u2019ve got this.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy First Mother’s Day! Your journey into motherhood is just beginning, and you’re already doing an amazing job.<\/span><\/li>\n
- To the newest member of the Mum Club, Happy Mother’s Day! Your little one is lucky to have you.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. Happy Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- If you\u2019re worried about being a good mother, it means you already are one. Happy first Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing you a day filled with cuddles, giggles and (hopefully) a little time to yourself. Happy Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- I can\u2019t wait to start this adventure with you. [Baby name] and I are very lucky to have you. Happy Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- This is the beginning of a new and exciting journey through motherhood. Enjoy your very first Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing a joyful first Mother’s Day to a mom who’s already doing an amazing job raising her little one with love and tenderness.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the new mama, whose journey into motherhood has just begun. May your heart overflow with love and happiness today and always.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing a magical first Mother’s Day to a mom whose love knows no bounds.<\/span><\/li>\n
- On your first Mother’s Day, may you be surrounded by the warmth of family, the love of your little one, and the joy of this beautiful journey.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the newest mommy in town! May your day be filled with sweet baby smiles and moments that make your heart soar.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing a heartfelt first Mother’s Day to a mom whose love for her little one shines brighter than any star in the sky.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Happy Mother’s Day to the new mama, whose love for her baby knows no bounds and whose devotion is truly awe-inspiring.<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing a beautiful first Mother’s Day to a mom whose love for her baby is as endless as the sky and as deep as the ocean.<\/span><\/li>\n
- I knew you would be a great mom because you’re already the best friend anyone could ask for. Happy first Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Enjoy your first Mother’s Day and remember that this day is all about you!<\/span><\/li>\n
- This is the beginning of a new, exciting journey through motherhood. Enjoy your very first Mother’s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dear New Mom, a mother\u2019s love for her child is like nothing else in the world. We\u2019re so glad you get to experience this joy. Happy first Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing the mom-to-be a wonderful Mother\u2019s Day! Don\u2019t worry, sleep is overrated anyway!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Welcome to motherhood. You\u2019re already rocking it!<\/span><\/li>\n
- Wishing you so much love and joy today as you wait for the arrival of your little one! Happy Mother\u2019s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n